4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
2am: well

ordinaryactsofbravery:

aptitudetest:

let me breakdown why harry potter should have one best fight

• harry finally killed the man that has been trying to kill him all his life
• umm, harry killed the man that killed his parents.
• HE IS THE DARK LORD, THE DARK FUCKING LORD
• he killed so many people at the battle of hogwarts
• HARRY DIED AND CAME BACK AND KILLED THE DARK FUCKING LORD

now let’s explain the cornucopia scene

• katniss shot cato in the hand with an arrow

Surprisingly I agree with this post

(via pediconestolemyblog)

Who in their right mind makes an english exam first thing in the morning, on the first day of the school week. fml.

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Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!